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Our eldest daughter is trilingual. She speaks English (or, more accurately, Yorkshire). She speaks American (we often have to ask her to translate for us). And she speaks Camish. Linguists have yet to identify it, as it's only recognized by a small population and they all live in our house. But, as Cami explained to me tonight, "I know how to speak Camish because I know all the words."